More fun with required training webinars

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein) 06/16/2015 at 11:47 • Filed to: None

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As a manager at my company, I have to do lots of required training webinars. There are many of them that I have to repeat on an annual basis to be “re-certified.” This is annoying. Right now I’m doing the Manager’s Guide to Sexual Harassment.

I will say, there aren’t nearly as many gems in this webinar as there were in !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . But this picture is begging for a DAT ASS caption. Not sure quite what it has to do with the text they put on top of it though.

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Textured Soy Protein 06/16/2015 at 11:50

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Manager’s Guide to Sexual Harassment

Probably not a how-to. Probably.

Although, a “how-not-to” is just a how-to in reverse.

Dasupersprint - base trim is enough > Textured Soy Protein 06/16/2015 at 11:53

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It’s like the whole skirt is photoshopped!?

Meatcoma > Textured Soy Protein 06/16/2015 at 11:54

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The only thing that would make that image better is if he was faced towards her. And it was

LongbowMkII > Dasupersprint - base trim is enough 06/16/2015 at 11:57

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that helps explain the stare.

yamahog > Dasupersprint - base trim is enough 06/16/2015 at 12:01

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Kick pleats. Normally on the back, sometimes on the sides. If you don’t have a slit somewhere on a knee length pencil skirt, it’ll be reallllly hard walking up stairs :)

Tekamul > Textured Soy Protein 06/16/2015 at 12:27

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The term “Involuntary Transfer” seems unnecessarily loaded in a SH training.

and 100 more > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 06/16/2015 at 12:31

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And as all good Oppos know, installation is reverse of removal.

WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > Textured Soy Protein 06/16/2015 at 12:32

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I have to do these same kinds of webinars for my job. Time consuming to say the least.

Azrek > Textured Soy Protein 06/16/2015 at 12:50

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Training with Current and Former Military members actual conversation:
Trainer: A person steals your work phone at a cafe. What do you do?
Army Person 1: Beat him into a coma
Army Person 2: Hit him with a chair and get my phone back
Civilian: Throw my hot coffee in his face and beat him with my pastrami sandwich
Trainer looks on in horror: No no...you let it go and report it to your security manager
Army Person 1: I think you have the wrong audience for this?

PS9 > Textured Soy Protein 06/18/2015 at 13:32

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That picture looks like it was taken in bizzaro world. The infinity file cabinets, the look on the dudes face, the coffee cup, the way the girl is bent into the files, the 60 layers of FPS sunblock the dude apparently wears indoors...

Call epic games because this whole scenario must be running on Unreal Engine 4. What is even supposed to be happening here...

Textured Soy Protein > PS9 06/18/2015 at 13:53

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It seems to me like a composite of several stock photos. Because who would take a porcelain coffee mug and a saucer over to the file room?

CalzoneGolem > Textured Soy Protein 06/19/2015 at 13:38

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Who the fuck carries a saucer around?

Textured Soy Protein > CalzoneGolem 06/19/2015 at 13:47

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Because saucers are necessary for checking out Vanessa’s ass when she bends over to look in the bottom drawer of a file cabinet, duh.

CalzoneGolem > Textured Soy Protein 06/19/2015 at 14:13

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Meh, she’s got better assets from where I’m sitting.